one-millionpieces:

I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening



ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life









dracomafloy:

because of tumblr i have otp’s in shows i don’t even watch







  • What I say: WE HAVE NO FOOD.
  • What I really mean: THERE'S NOTHING I CAN MAKE IN UNDER 5 MINUTES.




teacupbeagle:

if my house was on fire i would probably run back in to save my laptop i’m not even joking





There’s something I really like about affectations with people’s mouths, and (Leonardo DiCaprio) does this thing where the left side of his lip goes down when he talks. Oh, I love it. It got me.
— Emma Stone talking about Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic