I checked in (via Get Glue) on Facebook that i was watching “What To Expect When You’re Expecting”. It looked funny, I felt like watching it.

First comment from a distant family member? “Are you trying to tell us something?”

Yes. You caught me. I’m announcing my pregnancy on Facebook with a secondary application by watching a movie.

It’s like it’s OFFENSIVE for me to be unmarried and without kids at 29. I wish everyone would leave me the hell alone about it. I’m not operating on anyone else’s agenda but my own. When I’m ready to get pregnant, i will. I don’t need your comments, or “jokes”, or suggestions. I don’t give a shit who else is pregnant or had kids already. All the girls you’re naming have already broken up or divorced the baby’s fathers. EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING TO BE READY BEFORE I HAVE A FUCKING CHILD.

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alexcaton94:

I tried this after seeing the movie.

For an embarrassingly long time, I thought this was a telephone pole and completely did not understand why his tongue stuck.

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